Anonymous said: I'm sorry your date went poorly. Here's a really lame joke to cheer you up: Why didn't the melons marry? Because they cantaloupe! Get it? Because cantaloupe is a fruit? And it's sounds like "can't elope?"
I enjoyed your joke a great deal! Thank you for that.
I’m sure it’s me, like, I know it’s me, lol. The problem is that I don’t try to impress people, and I don’t really try to be anyone other than myself when I go out on first dates, and I’m aware I can come off as abrasive because of the way that I present a lot of my jokes, and I don’t know, it might have gone better than I thought it did.